The Half Lazy: A sophisticated gentlemen's non-alcoholic beverage that brings you as close to climax as you can get, without actually being anywhere near.
Conceived in the Charlotte Street Blues Bar through a shock collision of lifestyle and flavour, the half lazy is a benchmark in refined mixology. Having been likened to sex on the beach, only with completely different ingredients, and providing a similar level of enjoyment to a mid range super market jam, few words do this zenith of libation justice.
Ingredients:
2 parts fresh orange juice
1 part lemonade
splash blackcurrant cordial
edge (unquantifiable, arbitrary measure of 'edge' normally between 50-70 degrees depending on a incomprehensible number of variables including atmospheric pressure and variations in the FTSE index).
To be delivered no more than exactly halfway to climax, order yours today.
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