Announcement to all fixed increment altitude jockeys. The Stair Climb Challenge should not be attempted following the consumption of large amounts of Indian cuisine (or other stuff you can eat). Though rumoured to be performance enhancing, no amount of technical outerwear could save the plight of Mr Thomas (right) and less technically clad but equally fetching, Miss Kendal (left), whose Indian experience left them languishing in the realms of mediocrity as they deposited themselves like metaphorical vomit onto the hallowed proving ground of the 16th floor.
WARNING: Stairs should be enjoyed as part of a balanced diet.
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